Anonymous: You're reppin the Itty Bitty Titty Committee extra large, but your booty is proof there's a God!

Little boobs are proof that god is a woman.


When you haven’t spoken to someone in ages and they still comment on your social media to make it seem like things are cool.


Anonymous: Do you ever explore a city's nightlife when you travel for work

I’m not much of a “nightlife” person. I don’t like going to clubs, unless they’re rock/metal oriented - which clubs often aren’t. Also when I travel I’m generally working all day, and am too tired at night to really do anything. So generally, no I don’t.. Haha.

So there’s a (second) fake Facebook of me apparently.

Just FYI to everyone: I do not have Facebook. Though I’m considering making one now to ward off impostors.


In happier news: I am contemplating moving to Berlin. Everyone is simultaneously happy and with scowls on their face. It’s like I found my people

☝️this. So sad to be leaving in two days. I definitely want to return ASAP.